THIS
IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!
We
Must Stop This Immediately!
Have you noticed that stairs are getting
steeper.
Groceries are
heavier.
And, everything is
farther
away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how
long
our street had become!
And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially t he young ones.
They speak in
whispers
all the time! If you ask them to speak up they
just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent
message unti l they're red in the face! What
do they think I am, a lip reader?
I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other
hand, people my own age are so much
older
than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day
and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize
me.
I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this
morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own refection.........well, REALLY
NOW-
even mirrors
are not made the way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so
fast
these days! You're risking life and limb if you
happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their
brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and
swerve in my rear view mirror.
Clothing manufacturers are less civilized
these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress
as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices?
The people who make bathroom scales
are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I
see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do
these people think they're fooling?
I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the
telephone company is in on the
conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such
small
type that no one could ever find a number in there!
All I can do is pass along this warning:
WE ARE
UNDER ATTACK!
Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer
these awful indignities.
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET
THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size,
because something has happened to my computer's fonts - they are smaller than
they once were.
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