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Steve & Sue |
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup.... |
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Carol |
Don't mess with us Jocks |
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John H |
A little known fact
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Jackie |
Never Argue with a Woman
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John H |
What
would you do?....you make the choice. |
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John N |
Health specialists biased by profession? |
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Carol |
Annual dementia test |
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Jessica |
You think
English is easy???
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Carol |
A
man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost |
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Carol |
Granny got it wrong... |
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Brigitte |
There were 3 good arguments that
Jesus was |
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Steve & Sue |
...there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. |
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Steve & Sue |
Sorry if you are
blonde but we need a good laugh... |
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Audrey |
arrested for an act of vandalism |
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Audrey |
For all of us who are seniors... |
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Carol |
Reorganised Tran-Tasman joke |
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John H & Glen |
Obituary to Common Sense |
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Barbara |
Saying the
right thing, at the right time. . |
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Barbara |
...
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap.... |
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Graeme |
..when we give of our time... |
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Audrey |
25 reasons why I owe my mother |
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Sarah-Jane |
...for
the first time |
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Carol |
Written by an 83-year-old woman to her friend....
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Graeme |
World Economics with cows |
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Sarah-Jane |
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. |
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Carol |
This
story is beautiful..
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Paul |
a "little near the knuckle" |
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Brigitte |
Christmas eating tips |
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Steve |
Took my 84yo dad to the mall the other day .... |
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Jessica |
Eye test for those over 40
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Audrey |
STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT |
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Carol |
A successful rancher died and
left everything to his devoted wife... |
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Carol |
a serious problem you may need
to get some help for
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Brigitte |
A farmer decides
that his 3 sows should be bred |
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Rohesia |
Time again to smile (?) at a politician |
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NZ Farmers Weekly |
Several men were in the locker
room of a golf club.,,, |
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Graeme |
After I'd been married 50 years |
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Rohesia |
"Old Timers" on
most watched on
YouTube
video this week
hard not to
enjoy |
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Ian |
Compassion... and the effects
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Bill |
more about blondes...... is there
any end to them? |
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Audrey |
...And some more
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joke? |
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Maude |
We should exercise as long as we
can .. unfortunately.... |
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Audrey |
"I'd love to be eight again" |
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Rohesia |
You've never heard a flight
announcement like this |
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An original skit |
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John Henderson |
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
....AND THE DAY AFTER |
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Carol |
Think there's somebody under your
bed ? |
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John H |
Sounds so true |
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Carol |
Mildred, church gossip & self-appointed monitor of morals.... |
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Sarah-Jane |
Send this to other grandparents to make their day |
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Audrey |
A lot of fun for you and the kids
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Audrey |
A break for Genealogists |
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Audrey |
a lot of non-living objects are actually either
male or female. |
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Carol |
Next
time you're complaining think about how things were in the 1500's
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Rohesia |
A
frog goes into a bank |
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Valerie |
Enjoy the
coffee |
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Audrey |
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. |
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Carol |
With a prescription |
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Carol |
Slow
driving as dangerous as speeding
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Valerie |
"One of the
cleverest E-mails I've received in a while" |
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Rohesia |
Life is Backwards
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Audrey |
Jokes and quotes
for April-06 |
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Sharon |
Laughing
and Learning |
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Graeme |
Stress indicator
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joke? |
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Audrey |
The Law of Physics States........ |
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joke? |
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Audrey |
People frequently ask
retired people, such as myself, what they do to fill their days |
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Graeme |
Tenjewberrymuds - best email in the world? |
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Graeme |
How smart is your
right foot? |
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Audrey |
Complaints from
British Council Tenants |
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Phillippa |
English to be official
language for the European Union.... |
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Rohesia |
A holiday to
remember |
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Rohesia |
A Letter To Mom |
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John H |
.. they say "He who
defends himself in a court of law is a fool? |
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Christine |
The
Mayonnaise Jar and 2 glasses of wine. |
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Audrey |
Internet Axioms |
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Lyn |
Women
are like apples on trees. |
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Kate |
Vw for sale - done only 15km |
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Jessica |
she thinks growing
older is "exciting"
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Rohesia |
In the year 2005, the Lord
came unto Noah, |
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Audrey |
There is a
dangerous virus being passed electronically.... |
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Audrey |
How Smart is Your Right Foot? |
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Rohesia |
Four bothers left home for college. |
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Jessie |
EVER WONDER where we are headed... |
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Rohesia |
BLACK MAN - This was written by a black
guy in Texas... |
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Audrey |
Conspiracy -
We Must Stop This Immediately! |
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Rohesia |
If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares
and its comics |
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Audrey |
You know you're living in 2005 when... |
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Rohesia |
Three girls worked in the same office with the
same female boss. |
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Rohesia |
LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE |
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Jennifer & Dan |
Make a special New Year Cake this year |
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Brigitte |
One day a little girl was sitting and watching
her mother... |
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Jessica |
A number of Primary Schools were doing a project
on "The Sea" |
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Jessica |
English !! |
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Jessica |
There
is a factory in America, which makes Tickle Me Elmo toys. |
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Audrey |
A Politician dies! |
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Audrey |
Doesn't
it seem that more and more physicians are
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Brigitte |
One
afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding... |
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Christine |
You
need this - copy and send to a friend |
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Jessica |
Husbands for sale at market |
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warmth |
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Judy |
Incubator babies
saved by "rescuing hug" |
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Audrey |
Might As Well Dance.. letter from an 83 year-old friend |
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Audrey |
BEING
OVER 50 ... |
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Editor |
Unfortunately we all
make mistakes, though this is the first for 2004 that we have seen -- what
about you? |
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Brigitte |
A man and his wife, now
in their 60's.... |
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Brigitte |
A man was walking down
the street when he.... |
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Christine |
Something
worse than red meat ? |
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Pam |
The things that children
say... |
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Kate |
British Humour |
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Brigitte |
An elderly couple had
dinner at another couple's house |
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Graham |
A few thoughts
about inner peace... |
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Jess |
a quiz that shows what really
counts |
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Friendship |
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Stephen |
A message to me I would share
with you |
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Graham |
If Noah lived
today..................... |
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warmth |
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Valerie |
A wonderful fairy story.. |
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Jacqui |
This is funny... |
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Steve |
By the
time the Lord made women, he was into his sixth day ... |
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Colin R |
"
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and demands a beer..... |
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Brigitte F |
The latest annual
"Stella Awards" |
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Steve |
Words of wisdom that will make you laugh |
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Steve |
More words of wisdom |
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God made woman... |
