One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine
when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have money for food" the poor man replied.
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house" the lawyer said.
"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You can come with us
too."
The second man then, in a pitiful voice said, "But sir, I also have
a wife and SIX children with me!" Bring them all, as well," the
lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows
turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you
for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.......... You'll love my place;
the grass is almost a foot high."

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