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Subject: Fw: PSYCHIATRY 101 A Floridian went to see a psychiatrist. When he got there, he said, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears" "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars a visit," replied the doctor. "I'll sleep on it," said the Floridian. Six months later, the doctor met his patient on the street... "Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10; I was so happy to have saved all that money, I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you??" "He told me to
cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there
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