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There is a dangerous virus being passed
electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called
Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your
colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus
will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good
friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available
for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK
has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already
been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY
(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may
require a more generous application.
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