Life is Backwards   
 
 The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
 I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your
 time.
 What do you get in the end of it?
 A death.
 What's that, a bonus?
 
 I think the life cycle
 is all backwards.
 
 (1)
 You should die first,
 you know, start out dead,
 get it out of the way.
 You wake up in a an old age home,
 feeling better every day.
 
 (2)
 You get kicked out for being too healthy,
 go collect your pension,
 then, when you start work,
 you get a gold watch
 on your first day.
 
 (3)
 You work 40 years until you're young enough
 to enjoy your retirement.
 You drink alcohol,
 you party,
 you're generally promiscuous
 (hey, you've only got a few years left,
 what's the big deal?!?)
 and you get ready for High School.
 
 (4)
 Then you go to primary school,
 you become a kid,
 you play,
 you have no responsibilities,
 and, finally,
 you become a baby;
 
 (5)
 The last step,
 you spend your last 9 months
 floating peacefully
 with luxuries like
 central heating,
 spa,
 room service on tap,
 larger quarters everyday,
 and then
 
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 You finish off as an orgasm!!!!!

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