Subject:  to give you a laugh!!!!


In Retirement

Working people frequently ask retired people, such as myself, what they do to fill their days.

I went to the shops the other day. I was only there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a Senior Citizen a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

I called him a piece of dog s--t. He finished the second ticket with a flourish and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 10 minutes.

The more I verbally abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care.

My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age.


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