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 I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

 A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
 "I'd love to be eight again" she replied
 On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops
 and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!
 He put her on every ride in the park:
 * The Death Slide
 * The Wall of Fear
 * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
 Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park.
 Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
 Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy
 Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
 Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke
 she could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's.
 What a fabulous adventure!

 Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He
 leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
 Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you stupid man.                   '
 
 The moral of this story:
Even when a man is Listening, he's still going to get it wrong.



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