Several men were in the locker room of a golf club....

 A cell phone on a bench rings and one of the men engages the hands-free speaker function. and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello.”

WOMAN: Honey, it’s me. I am at the mall and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1000. Is it ok if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN:” I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2007 models. I saw one I really like.”

MAN: “How much was it?”

WOMAN:”$90,000.”

MAN: “OK, but for that priice I would want all the options.”

WOMAN:”Great,! Oh and one more thing. The house we we wanted last year is back on the market and they’re asking $950,000.”

MAN: “Well then go go ahead and offer them $90,000.”

WOMAN:”Ok. Bye. I love you”

MAN: “Bye. I love you too.”

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks, ”Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”