And more about blondes...... is there any end to them?
 
 
 Blonde's Year in Review
 
 January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

 February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in
 typewriter!!!

 March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"

 April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

 May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.. wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

 June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

 July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

 August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

 September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

 October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

 November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

 December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

 What a year!!
 regards
 
 --
  Bill
 
 




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