Carol sent to us but I've modified:

Two Aussies, Bluey and Jayboy are walking down a street in Mangere.

Bluey happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches
his eye.

The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per
pair'

Bluey says to his pal, 'Jayboy, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and
whun we get beck to Aus, we could make a fortune. Now when we go
into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause
if they hear our accint, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my
best Kiwi accint.'

'No worries, smiled Jayson, I'll keep my mouth shut.'

They go in and Bluey says, 'I'll take 50 suits at $10.00 each, 100 shirts
at $4.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $5.00 each. I'll beck up me
truck and...'

The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from Australia, aren't you?'

'Well... yea,' says a surprised Bluey. 'How the hill ded you know thet?'

The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners'

   
  Moral of the story: Reorganising the country of origin helps in Tran-Tasman jokes, eh?
 
 
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