60 Year-Olds (from a 66year-old who says this is a "little near the knuckle".

Q. Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy men who are interested in them ?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60 year-old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year-olds to have problems with short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not the problem; retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 60+ year-olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year-olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

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