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Audrey sent to us:

For all of us who are---seniors---for all of you who know seniors---and for all of you who will be seniors.   It pays to be able to laugh  about it when you are!

Speaking of Senior Moments, here's an example: An irate customer called the newspaper offices, and loudly demanded to know where her Sunday newspaper was.

"Ma'am, said the employee, today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered 'til Sunday."

There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of confusion, then the elderly woman said:  'So that's why no one was in church today.'
 

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A senior aged 73 is 60 plus gst - how my age was described by someone recently. I like it!!!

Audrey


 

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